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Yesterday while at the doctor's office I was waiting for him to come in. You know how it goes, you wait at least 20 minutes and sometimes you are lucky and they come in sooner. I don't know why I don't bring a book to read or something- maybe in hopes I won't have to wait a long time I suppose.
I signed in then was given my ticket to the bathroom- my sticker with my name so I could give them the urine sample which is always a joy. While in the bathroom I notice someone has left their cell phone sitting where you leave your sample. I was wondering how anyone could forget their cell phone, and why would they have set it in the urine holding cell?! I came out of the bathroom and gave the nurses the phone I found, still wondering how anyone can just forget their cell phone. I walked back out to the waiting room and pass the counter where I signed in. There on the counter sat some keys that looked like mine- yep, they were mine. I don't think I've ever just left something just sitting like that. That's what I get for judging cell phone person!
I finally get called back to go in the exam room, but first have to meet with my favorite machine- the scale. I hate that thing!! Then the waiting begins. So being in an OBGYN office there is all kinds of great reading material on the wall, door, cupboards- anything you want to know of the female anatomy- there it is! I had never been in this particular room so my reading material was on menopause. Most things I read I have heard before. Bone loss, stop of ovulation, less hair on scalp, more hair on face- that's lovely huh?!


But the one thing I guess I never thought about was how menopause affects the ladies- meaning the boobs. The poster said they will lose their firmness and sag. I read it again to make sure I read it right. How can they lose anymore firmness then what's already gone- and seriously, is it possible for them to sag anymore?!
Some know I am kind of depressed about my ladies sagging. Not that I have or have had a big nice sized chest. But it was decent. I never thought anything about how the ladies would sag from nursing until I was pregnant with Lexi and my sister Larae pointed out to me how perky I still was- actually she pointed it out to her husband, but I think he would have rather her not do that! I went from a B cup to DD cup after I had Lexi. Once I had nursed for a few months I stayed at a C- I love being a C. I weaned Lexi and got pregnant with Ashlee- didn't know how quick you could get pregnant after weaning a baby! I stayed a C through my pregnancy with Ash, but she wouldn't nurse. I weaned her at 2 months and tragedy hit the Wiser home. Ash had been weaned a few months when I noticed the ladies were looking a little sad. What the heck happened I wondered?! I had been the perfect C cup, and suddenly I was shrinking back to a B, but wait, maybe even a little smaller!! Holy Crap- this isn't fair!! I will say Darrell did not think it was a tragedy- he though I was crazy and was a little too worried about it!
The wonderful push up bra's helped so much! I was a B cup when my ladies weren't hanging out with my belly button- they just needed a little lift! Then I had Carly. Carly like to play tug of war when I nursed her. I swear she could stretch me out at least a foot- then she would let go and make a snap sound- yes I still cringe when I think about it!
Once again I am preparing myself for the joys of nursing. Don't get me wrong- I love nursing my babies- I just wish my ladies could handle it a little better.


So why am I rambling and worried about menopause if they are already saggy? Because if they sag anymore they really will be socializing with my belly button. I worry after I wean this baby when I lay down are each of my ladies going to fall into my armpits?! I know I am way to worried about it, and there are surgeries to fix this problem. I am a wimp, as wimpy as they come. I would not choose to put myself under a knife, when I know there would be a painful recovery. So my solution is to continue with my push up padded bra's the more push up the better. Darrell still thinks I'm too worried about it, but how would he feel if after he fathered each child his testicles hung a little lower, till they were almost to his knee's?! OK, so maybe I am a little dramatic. I just keep telling my self when I am resurrected my ladies will be back- is that vain?!